September 2010
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FAIL.
there are no stores that sell chips [near my house] open at 2AM.
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My mum is too nice
[It's 12'30AM and there is no junk food at my house so i want to sneak out and buy chips: ]
Me: Hey can i go out for a sec, Anjali has my phone
Mum: How do you know if you don't have your phone?
Me: She msn'd me
Mum: Hmm alright.
Me: Thanks, i'll be quick
Mum: Why is she out this late? I don't want her going home alone this late. I'll drive her.
Me: Oh.. ok. Wait, 1 sec
[I run upstairs and pretend to check my msn]
Me: Nevermind, she says she's at home now, she sent the message 10 minuets ago.
DARN YOU MOTHER. I JUST WANTED SOME CHIPS : ( ...i'll sneak out once you're asleep
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I need a talent.
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But every artist that I’ve ever talked to gets a moment in a painting of what...
– Paul McCartney (Modern Painters, 2000) (via pizzaandfairytales) (via illneverloseaffection) (via cannedyams)
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HALP?
Does any know why my photos keep uploading vertically when they’re supposed to be horizontal?
http://undertheinfluenceoflead.tumblr.com/
I’m pretty sure the theme i’m using allows horizontal pictures because i’ve posted a couple before. And i tried at least 4 other themes too and they did the same. aand i checked the dimensions of them and they were the same size as the pictures that wont load...
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ZING!
[While walking with my ex. and his dog; his dog stumbles]
Me: She takes after you.
Tyler: Haha yeah. She takes after you too.
Me: How so?
Tyler: She's a bitch.
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I love witty people
John: I bet he hasn't even got a wife. Look at his sweater.
Paul: You never know, she might have knitted it.
John: She knitted him.
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you would never get rained on
i love following people, because i know they’ll get a message that says “the ceiling started following you”
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